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  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

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  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

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  Witness 007

  2012 May.....all members are in perfect health....they must be drinking the blood of virgin Pioneers to stay young.
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  New Witness DVD to combat "Smurfs" "Chucky" and other demonic dolls!! NO Smurfs in Halls campaign!

  by Witness 007 in

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  as the governing body secret files shows here in australia in the 1980's a witness child brought his smurf doll to the c.o's visit.....how shocked everyone was when the smurf doll got up by itself and walked slowly towards the platform!!!!

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  also "chucky" and "bride of chucky" are classified by the governing body as non-fiction movies, it's more like a documentary of what can and does happen.. to combat this the new dvd helps kids realize that wizard dolls are demonic and very powerful and must be destroyed.. i personally hail our brooklyn overlords for their wisdom in scaring the crap out of kids around the world!!!

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  Witness 007

  As the Governing body secret files shows here in Australia in the 1980's a Witness child brought his Smurf doll to the C.O's visit.....how shocked everyone was when the Smurf doll got up by itself and walked slowly towards the platform!!!!

  Also "Chucky" and "Bride of Chucky" are classified by the Governing body as NON-FICTION movies, it's more like a documentary of what can and does happen.

  To combat this the new DVD helps kids realize that Wizard dolls are demonic and very powerful and must be destroyed.

  I personally Hail our brooklyn Overlords for their wisdom in scaring the crap out of kids around the world!!!
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  Special Pioneers - I wonder if this is what Jesus wanted their assignment deduced to...

  by MC RubberMallet in

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  Witness 007

  I can imagine the 1st Century Apostsles doing this-

  Number of "Scrolls" placed =

  Number of Scroll studies =

  Do you wish Sandals reinbursment - Yes ____ No _____

  Number of tongues you spoke in =

  Reinburstment for use of donkey = Yes ____ No ______

  WAtchtower 1969 - "We preach just like the first Century anointed Christians did...."
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  I AM THINKING OF BECOMING A CULT LEADER- ANY SUGGESTION?

  by Mr Facts in

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  i am quite impressed at the power the gb wields globally and it prompted in me the strong desire to start my own religious cult.

  i wouldnt any hurt anyone though, my goal is just to experience the privilege that power and authority gives and in the process grow financial empire.. i am presently putting down some strategies down in paper and i have been watching many videos on youtube and accessing cult-related materials, learning from cult leaders arround the world and observing their modus operandi.

  please if you do have any suggestion, freely offer it, i will appreciate it so much.. .

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  Witness 007

  OK .........I'm God's holy prophet and my seven children will establish God's cleansed kingdom on earth so now the Lord has said in a dream I must give my holy seed to our dear blessed sisters.....to bring about God's holy seed......blah, blah blah 6 pm my room girls....
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  Getting it off my chest.

  by Tamasin in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hi all, i have been a "lurker" here for some time and feel like i want to share my experience in the hope that it relieves me of dark thoughts i can't shake.

  i was "brought into the truth" by a guy, he had to let me study with a girl of course but always had me ear marked to preach in bangladesh one day.

  fyi this is a guy who was disfellwoshipped many times and once shaved his head and sent it to bethel apparently it's something to do with some form of repentance in the bible or something?

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  Witness 007

  We are nice people here....Yeah stay away from that creepy guy.....so, what are you wearing? KIDDING, just kidding, welcome!
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  I AM THINKING OF BECOMING A CULT LEADER- ANY SUGGESTION?

  by Mr Facts in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i am quite impressed at the power the gb wields globally and it prompted in me the strong desire to start my own religious cult.

  i wouldnt any hurt anyone though, my goal is just to experience the privilege that power and authority gives and in the process grow financial empire.. i am presently putting down some strategies down in paper and i have been watching many videos on youtube and accessing cult-related materials, learning from cult leaders arround the world and observing their modus operandi.

  please if you do have any suggestion, freely offer it, i will appreciate it so much.. .

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  Witness 007

  The leader always ends up having lots of wives or sleeping with other followers wives because "the Lord told him it was needed..."

  Yeah the Lord in his pants!!!!!!!
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  October 1, 1926 WT on the Prophetic Seven Times of the Gentiles

  by JakeM2012 in

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  i know that this has been discussed previously about the 607 b.c.e and the 586 b.c.e.

  debate.

  but i found it interesting in the october 1, 1926 wt the quotes under the subheading:.

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  Witness 007

  What? WOW!!
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  Scriptural v legal divorce

  by Inisc in

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  hi everyone, this is sort of a long story but i'll try to keep it short.. mrs inisc was previously married, and before our wedding the elders were giving us a bit of a hard time as her divorce was nigh on complete but just wasn't officially finished, however what they were really concerned about was they weren't sure her ex husband had had "relations" as they like to say,as there wasn't enough satisfactory evidence in their opinion.

  this of course made me almost catatonic with rage, especially since we hadn't been to a meeting in about 6 f'ing months and this was what they were worried about.

  and i might add the wedding was entirely booked!.

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  Witness 007

  They dont even investigate it here they take your word for it. My wife was married before. I thought this was sooooo wierd.
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  Essential Watchtower publications

  by peggaloon in

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  2. bible

  hi friends,.

  i have a very nice jw friend who is willing to hand me some old copies of books / magazines that they are throwing out.

  he comes with a long background of the cult so he has many years of literature (50 years possibly).. which are the essential books / magazines i should try to get off him to help me in my evangelism to the witnesses?.

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  Witness 007

  Enemies says Fascist catholics will take over the USA soon check the idex at the back.......I think pages 137 -140
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  I used to be a JW! Shocking, I know

  by NewChapter in

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  it's true.

  i used to be a jw.

  i was duped.

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  Witness 007

  Is that really a picture of you with long blonde hair? I'm just asking cause I used to be a J.W.

  If no and your a dude I will feel cheated cause I was a J.W.